A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the autoaccessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"
Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abruptturn(急转弯) ahead not far from here, and a clough(深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."
As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter(仪表) are still running when the car has stopped, "Ipointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
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